Wednesday, September 24, 2008

I love Funny Shit.

And this commercial is funny. (Hit him in the head, Rose!)

In other news, I am happy. Big shock, I know. Coffee Date Guy can now be referred to as Potential Boyfriend. We headed downtown to the oldest (and fanciest, oooh) hotel last night for drinks and discussed what it means to be a Whiskey Kind of Girl, which he is not, because a) he doesn't like whiskey (more for me!) and b) he's not confident, tough or no nonsense. Oh, and he's not a girl. I got the "I really like you" during our goodbye and the "I totally want to go shopping with you because then it's not weird when I go shopping for girls' clothes" during drinks. Disturbing much? I HATE shopping. Hate. Like, I only subject my mom and one other person to it because it usually ends up with me in a crumpled heap on the dressing room floor, crying about how God hates me and why does none of this shit ever fit/look/feel right WHY GOD WHY. Ahem. And so this afternoon I am going to torture myslef by trying to find pants that don't make my stomach look like a fucking muffin, mmmkay? Where was I? Right, Potential Boyfriend. He's an odd one, but also very sweet and trying to woo me. Case in Point, he bought my ticket for Super Big Music Fest on Sunday and won't accept money from me. Hmmm. No, we are still not calling him SugarDaddy. Ew, gross.

Elsewhere in the world, I am needing to see Gossip Girl S1, because now I'm super hooked on it. Debating whether to watch it in a theatre full of other devotees and not feel so bad. If they'd air OTH after it, I'd so be there. I'm still undecided on the new 90210, but I haven't seen last night's epi, so. Although if I watch it today, plus the two hours airing on SoapNet later, and add in the hour I already watched, that's 4 hours of 90210. And it's not even my favourite show!

I started walking again this week, now that I've been given the medical go ahead. Felt like ass this morning, but walked about a mile and a half. That's a lot for me. I'll probably end up walking 2.3 from Music Fest to parking Sunday night. Great. Oh, and when I got home? Totally made queso for breakfast.

Oh, did you hear? Clay Aiken is Gay. Wow, I totally never saw that coming. I thought we were going to get married and have more babies and now I have to go get the "Clay Forever!" tattoo removed from my ass. DAMN YOU CLAY AIKEN!

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gingela5 said...

Sounds like things are going great! And there is so nothing wrong with making queso for breakfast--I would have queso running through my veins if I could! And isn't the Clay Aiken thing *SHOCKING*??

Issas Crazy World said...

See I just don't get Gossip Girl, but I so want to. i may need to rent season 1 too.

90210...I love it. It's so lame and naive and it makes me so happy. Like I tell my husband, not every show we watch has to be a crime drama. he loves it too, he just doesn't know it yet.

Issas Crazy World said...

Oh and am laughing at your almost boyfriend comment. Any kissing last night?

Issas Crazy World said...

See the kissing is a good sign. :)

Clay Aiken....well I'm just not sure I'm mean enough to do that.

Marinka said...

Congrats on the upgraded potential boyfriend.

OMG--I love GG. It is a very important show. I uber-hate Dan, though. Horror. So annoying and smug. Must. Die.

gingela5 said...

haha...I just finally got to watch the video with sound. So funny!